Alartsma Edit Meaning

1. Beating off while sitting on the toilet taking a shit, usually done to save time. hold on, I need to go dumpsterbate See dump, masterb..

1. A very close friend that one would call upon in a time of need. "money or murder, you my n***a, my jelly preserver. Ima ride, baby..

1. Something that is not very cool or radical; something that is lameis irradical; the opposite of radical. Guy1: Dude, that waterslide wa..