Alartsma Edit Meaning

1. the protector of your virginity. quite commonly your father. i'm going to the party with Sam tonight. If only your vagi-guard kne..

1. A very unnapealing sexual act involving a rather largeemily jumping or falling onto the partner, a tree, therefore crushing that tree or..

1. someone who is sexually attracted, or has a fetish for tents and camping equipment Mike saw a new pop up tent and couldnt control himse..