Alaskage

What is Alaskage?

The Lagand general poor internet quality associated with living in Alaska.

"I was playing Call of Duty 4 last night but I couldn't win due to the major Alaskage"

"How did he kill me?!

Major Alaskage, dude"

See videogames, broadband, alaska, internet, mpbs, lag, hostage

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