Alaskage

What is Alaskage?

The Lagand general poor internet quality associated with living in Alaska.

"I was playing Call of Duty 4 last night but I couldn't win due to the major Alaskage"

"How did he kill me?!

Major Alaskage, dude"

See videogames, broadband, alaska, internet, mpbs, lag, hostage

Shush Your Nush

1. The act of telling someone to be quiet/shut their mouth Dude, shush your nush! The movies on! He told me to shush your nush See quiet..

Illegal Gaylien

1. a homosexual illegal immigrant Ray tried to marry his partner but it was found out that his fellow shit stabber was an illegal gaylien...

Kirkable

1. A woman who is hot enough for Kirk to have sex with her. "Oh wow, that girl is totally kirkable," says Kirk. "Of course..

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