What is Alaskan Coal Miner?
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When you give a girl a whole lot of laxatives and proceed to fuck her anally.
After you finish, strap on a pair of goggles and wait patiently - face first - in front of her asshole for the ensuing explosion. After she's finished, take off the goggles. You'll look like an Alaskan coal miner!
She really did a number on him. He looks like an Alaskan coal miner!
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A rebellious, emo shyguy with fairy wings and a wand who likes screamo and killing people.
That Quickie-la sure is evil!
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