Alaskan Coal Miner

What is Alaskan Coal Miner?


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When you give a girl a whole lot of laxatives and proceed to fuck her anally.

After you finish, strap on a pair of goggles and wait patiently - face first - in front of her asshole for the ensuing explosion. After she's finished, take off the goggles. You'll look like an Alaskan coal miner!

She really did a number on him. He looks like an Alaskan coal miner!

See anal, poop, shit, goggles, sex


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