What is Alaskan Contraceptive?


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A method of contraception involving sticking ones balls in the snow for several hours in an attempt to inactivate the sperm, and thereby prevent pregnancy.

She couldn't get the pill, and he couldn't go to the store because of the blizzard, and they wanted to keep warm, so they used the Alaskan contraceptive.

See contraception, sex, alaska, birth control, cold


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