What is Alaskan Face Mask?
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When a man cums all over a girls face while she is driving 75 miles per hour.
"Dude, me and my girlfriend were in the car and i gave her an alaskan face mask, it was awesome."
"What did she do?"
"Oh she kicked me out"
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Considered to be the "next level" in the progression of the your mom insult meme. Perhaps even more meaningless than your mom..