Alaskan Face Mask

What is Alaskan Face Mask?


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When a man cums all over a girls face while she is driving 75 miles per hour.

"Dude, me and my girlfriend were in the car and i gave her an alaskan face mask, it was awesome."

"What did she do?"

"Oh she kicked me out"

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