Alaskan Face Mask

What is Alaskan Face Mask?


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When a man cums all over a girls face while she is driving 75 miles per hour.

"Dude, me and my girlfriend were in the car and i gave her an alaskan face mask, it was awesome."

"What did she do?"

"Oh she kicked me out"

See alaska, alaskan, face, mask, facial, cum, spurt, car, 75, mph, miles, per, hour


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