Alaskan Fireman

What is Alaskan Fireman?

When you are about to blow your load, start a girl's pubic hair on fire. Pull out, make a siren noise, and put out the fire with said load.

I just gave that bitch an alaskan fireman, and now she has 3rd degree burns!

See fireman, alaskan, load, pubes, lol

Schwince

1. really really tiny dick. shameful. can't have a good fuck with it. "...So, where's your penis? Oh, I see! You have schwi..

Universal Excuse

1. An interchangable excuse system used to get out of any situation. The combinations are as a plentiful as the person's imagination. ..

Fishin' Mortician

1. A mortician that enjoys fishing. That fishin' mortician over yonder works on dead people and likes to fish over at Lake Cocksucker..

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