Alaskan Icicle

What is Alaskan Icicle?


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(n) A sexual manuver;

While still in foreplay, the giver must slap the reciever's ass silly num. As the giver enters, thier partner will be so num from the beating to thier posterier that they should not feel the penetration. This is called the alaskan icicle. If having vaginal intercourse, one may slap the vagina with the hand, leather belt, fly swatter, or similar to make it completely num. Intercourse will feel like fucking an icicle.

I got off in 2 minutes, but it took Green 45 minutes because he had to thaw out the alaskan icicle before he felt any of it.

See flying houdini, dirty sanchez, abe lincoln, donkey punch


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