What is Alaskan Jackhammer?
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When performing sex the female lays spread eagle on sexual platform, and them male stands(penis erect) approximately 5m away from the spreading female, then the male proceeds to sprint in attempts to connect the penis and vagina. often used in alaska and other northern territories
George:Dude! you totally alaskan jackhammered that lil slu'!!!
Big Red:Hells yeah! but my penis is broken now...:(
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A person who likes to indulge in the sweet odor of pussy farts
While most people shy away from a woman's vaginal expulsions of gas..
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the epic fail way to end a marriage.
dood: dude, i heard she raked you over the coals in court
dude: ya dood, it was an epic divorce
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