What is Alaskan Lie Detector?
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Ice water enema. Administered unsuspectingly - usually in a 2 gallon container maintained at 35 degrees Farenheit delivered through all weather tubing secured in place with a 6 inch, stainless steel barbed nozzle. Used exclusively when interrogating your loving partner about her smelling like cheap men's cologne and fresh semen after coming home at 2 AM.
My cheatin' wife thought I was a friggin' moron until I sweet-talked her into doggie style where I whipped out my Alaskan Lie Detector and showed her a new meaning to being a 'cold bitch' ... as we got to the truth of who she was fuckin'.
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Jupiter Oil is slang for Liquid Ketamine.
That bitch was all punked up on Jupiter Oil, seeing stars'n'shit
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When you take a dump and flush it, but some or all of your turds come back up (back from the dead, hence the term "zombie shit"..
