What is Alaskan Lie Detector?
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Ice water enema. Administered unsuspectingly - usually in a 2 gallon container maintained at 35 degrees Farenheit delivered through all weather tubing secured in place with a 6 inch, stainless steel barbed nozzle. Used exclusively when interrogating your loving partner about her smelling like cheap men's cologne and fresh semen after coming home at 2 AM.
My cheatin' wife thought I was a friggin' moron until I sweet-talked her into doggie style where I whipped out my Alaskan Lie Detector and showed her a new meaning to being a 'cold bitch' ... as we got to the truth of who she was fuckin'.
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a basic redneck
Hey nadd licker, check out that nasty redneck over there.
See red, redneck, nadd, basic, nigger, nigga..
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N: a gramma who likes to go sing on kareoke machines
john: guess what
Mike: wat!?
my gramma sang kareoke last night at the local pub
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