What is Alaskan Lie Detector?
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Ice water enema. Administered unsuspectingly - usually in a 2 gallon container maintained at 35 degrees Farenheit delivered through all weather tubing secured in place with a 6 inch, stainless steel barbed nozzle. Used exclusively when interrogating your loving partner about her smelling like cheap men's cologne and fresh semen after coming home at 2 AM.
My cheatin' wife thought I was a friggin' moron until I sweet-talked her into doggie style where I whipped out my Alaskan Lie Detector and showed her a new meaning to being a 'cold bitch' ... as we got to the truth of who she was fuckin'.
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Holding down your girlfriend's head when you come during a blowjob, then farting in her face and breaking up with her. She will be ..
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a guys PENIS.
or dick
cock
johnson
or any other silly sound effects.
Sex=a guy puts his baboingaboing into a lady's vagina.
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mar-di-ge-rous (mardijeres)
adj. 1. To be random or nonsensical by virtue of being cracked out of one's face;not making any sense;..
