Alaskan Mummy

What is Alaskan Mummy?


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when one who is from alaska sleeps with their arms across their chest, giving the image of a mummy. they also constanstly fall off the bed during mid sleep thus waking up their female partner.

dude...i was sleeping like an alaskan mummy last night and ended up falling off the bed and waking my girl up

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