Alaskan Python

What is Alaskan Python?

A person takes a shit inside of a condom, sticks it in the freezer until it is completely frozen, then uses the frozen turd as a dildo.

" so this chick got really kinky, so i whipped out an Alaskan Python on her"

See sex, wierd, python, alaska

Franny

1. an a prick who goes round sayin he has a massive cock but really has a 1 inch weener. ha ha ha ha Lee Francis 2. To insult a boy, sh..

Pyzer

1. verb: to pyzer something is to show lack of respect yo that fool just pyzer'd me. im fucking representing the WSC. get out your ga..

Goite

1. Any nobs of the world, basically anyone who is jiving you. Hols-wanker-y Community Centre for Knob-jockeys are capital goites...

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