Alaskan Python

What is Alaskan Python?

A person takes a shit inside of a condom, sticks it in the freezer until it is completely frozen, then uses the frozen turd as a dildo.

" so this chick got really kinky, so i whipped out an Alaskan Python on her"

See sex, wierd, python, alaska

Jake Smallen

1. Sketchy that dark alleyway is soooo jake smallen See sketchy, dodgy, shady, creepy..

Foolproof

1. Something that a fool can't mess with Bush proves the constitution isn't foolproof Foolproof, eh? They'll make a better..

Triflin-ass Hoe

1. a shady whore; one who acts slyly and tends to blow you off. one who tries to start fights with random people a male friend who hangs ..

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