Alaskan Python

What is Alaskan Python?

A person takes a shit inside of a condom, sticks it in the freezer until it is completely frozen, then uses the frozen turd as a dildo.

" so this chick got really kinky, so i whipped out an Alaskan Python on her"

See sex, wierd, python, alaska

Ead

1. 1) a three letter acronym for "EAT A DICK" 2) A shortcut to tell someone to go eat a dick EAD dale!~ 2. Short for Eat A Di..

Matpon

1. someone who sucks up/absorbs the funny then destroy's it. someone that can ruin any funny situation, and decimate peoples laughabi..

Btmfd

1. Burn(ed) This(or That) Mother Fucker Down - A state of frustration at which a person becomes so jaded and/or frustrated with a person or..

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