Alaskan Python

What is Alaskan Python?

A person takes a shit inside of a condom, sticks it in the freezer until it is completely frozen, then uses the frozen turd as a dildo.

" so this chick got really kinky, so i whipped out an Alaskan Python on her"

See sex, wierd, python, alaska

Pony Show

1. Dancing like a little bitch for a white hoe. Then whippin yo salami stick out and slappin that bitch wit it. Kelsey - "I want a P..

Minor Miracle

1. Used by an over aged, oversized female in an attempt to sound more special and attractive. like Mutton dressed as lamb look at that mi..

Overwash

1. Using too much shampoo/soap in the dorm showers so that there is no possible way to wash it all off. Hey, you've got some soap dri..

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