Alaskan Python

What is Alaskan Python?

A person takes a shit inside of a condom, sticks it in the freezer until it is completely frozen, then uses the frozen turd as a dildo.

" so this chick got really kinky, so i whipped out an Alaskan Python on her"

See sex, wierd, python, alaska

Jumo

1. adj. 1) A substitute for the word clutch 2) Something extremely good. 3) An act of total awesome-ness "That game-winning homeru..

Up A Creek Without A Paddle

1. in a difficult situation with no simple solution If you do something like that you'll be up a creek without a paddle. See can of ..

Hit A Couple

1. To play tennis. Hey Lily do you wanna hit a couple with me? See hit, play, rally, tennis..

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