Alaskan Python

What is Alaskan Python?

A person takes a shit inside of a condom, sticks it in the freezer until it is completely frozen, then uses the frozen turd as a dildo.

" so this chick got really kinky, so i whipped out an Alaskan Python on her"

See sex, wierd, python, alaska

Sloppy Head

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Moped Bird

1. When a man is having relations with a woman and "doesn't mind riding it, but wouldn't want his mates seeing him on it&quo..

Mamacito

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