Alaskan Python

What is Alaskan Python?

A person takes a shit inside of a condom, sticks it in the freezer until it is completely frozen, then uses the frozen turd as a dildo.

" so this chick got really kinky, so i whipped out an Alaskan Python on her"

See sex, wierd, python, alaska

Knowingness

1. Word used by Berry Gordy in a Memorial Tribute to Michael Jacksonimmortalizing it: an awareness of self that transcends age or experienc..

Vangst

1. (n) Anxiety caused by having a vagina. See pms She's got vangst 24/7, what a bitch...

1. the lazy arses way of saying WTF? person 1:i raped a cat yesterday person 2:W? See wtf?, w?, what, the, fuck..

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