Alaskan Python

What is Alaskan Python?

A person takes a shit inside of a condom, sticks it in the freezer until it is completely frozen, then uses the frozen turd as a dildo.

" so this chick got really kinky, so i whipped out an Alaskan Python on her"

See sex, wierd, python, alaska

Textpectation

1. The anticipation one feels when waiting for a response to a text message. I just texted her for a date – but now the textpectation is k..

454

1. Auto engine of 454 cubic inches; very strong; built for high-performance "Once I get that 454 block in my 65 'Maro, I'm ..

Im Straight

1. no need for anyones fuckin appliance, as in you can leave me alone with that shit. "wanna ride"-na, im straight See D 2. Y..

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