Alaskan Python

What is Alaskan Python?

A person takes a shit inside of a condom, sticks it in the freezer until it is completely frozen, then uses the frozen turd as a dildo.

" so this chick got really kinky, so i whipped out an Alaskan Python on her"

See sex, wierd, python, alaska

T.l.a.

1. Three Letter Acronym. A circular self-reference X.Y.Z.? What's that mean? I'm not familiar with that T.L.A. See tla, self-re..

Union 4 Life

1. phrase meaning that when your with the union, your with the union 4 life! (it would be 4 ever, but DAVID isint willing to make that kind..

Jesse Bauer

1. a dud going uot with a girl named kiley booba jesse bauer See goofball, jesse, bauer, in, sex, jesse bauer..

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