Alaskan Python

What is Alaskan Python?

A person takes a shit inside of a condom, sticks it in the freezer until it is completely frozen, then uses the frozen turd as a dildo.

" so this chick got really kinky, so i whipped out an Alaskan Python on her"

See sex, wierd, python, alaska

Oontz'ing

1. The act of going "oontz oontz oontz" Oontz'ing: "Lol he walked up to me and was like 'oontz oontz oontz,'..

W.p.u.s

1. white piece of uncircumsized skin, (wah-pus) fuck chelsea, ur such a w.p.u.s!! See d.p.u.s, insulting..

Yellownut

1. when an asian person ejaculates or gizzes. the color can be changed for any other race. plural form, yellownuts, is when a persons pen..

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