Alaskan Python

What is Alaskan Python?

A person takes a shit inside of a condom, sticks it in the freezer until it is completely frozen, then uses the frozen turd as a dildo.

" so this chick got really kinky, so i whipped out an Alaskan Python on her"

See sex, wierd, python, alaska

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Exomptly

1. pretty much the same as exactly...................but even more exact coz it's a betta word "that's exomptly wat i mean!..

W00t-off

1. Stems from the classic internet w00t. n. One who w00ts excessively, almost orgasmically. "You're such a w00t-off, shut up.&..

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