Alaskan Python

What is Alaskan Python?

A person takes a shit inside of a condom, sticks it in the freezer until it is completely frozen, then uses the frozen turd as a dildo.

" so this chick got really kinky, so i whipped out an Alaskan Python on her"

See sex, wierd, python, alaska

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Square Dance

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Sea Kittens

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