Alaskan Python

What is Alaskan Python?

A person takes a shit inside of a condom, sticks it in the freezer until it is completely frozen, then uses the frozen turd as a dildo.

" so this chick got really kinky, so i whipped out an Alaskan Python on her"

See sex, wierd, python, alaska

Ladypoonaze

1. Kind of like mayonaise, but from a lady's poon. "I'll have the hot pastrami on rye with ladypoonaze." See lady, p..

Volla'd

1. To have been yelled at or had a pointless argument with a woman. Last night that stupid woman volla'd me really bad. See volla, v..

Boat Gased

1. to be extremely drunk. to drink in excess of 15 beer. let go party and get boat gased as fuck...

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