Alaskan Python

What is Alaskan Python?

A person takes a shit inside of a condom, sticks it in the freezer until it is completely frozen, then uses the frozen turd as a dildo.

" so this chick got really kinky, so i whipped out an Alaskan Python on her"

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Jolive

1. a mixure of jokes and live together ... when something its really funny and great at the same time. "that dude last night was so j..

Vaganated

1. A warm, wet, slimy, stank substance exerted from a man or womans vag area! Known to happen when very excited or scared! That chick got ..

Gelaid

1. a meaningful one night relationship i think its almost time for a gelaid..

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