Alaskan Salt Shaker

What is Alaskan Salt Shaker?

Pour salt on a woman's vagina and put her into a cold ice bath then proceed to have sex with her. It will feel like you are having sex with a corpse.

John: When I came home last night the bathroom floor was flooded with cold water and ice, what happened last night?

Bob: Well Kelly came over and I pulled an Alaskan Salt Shaker

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