Alaskan Ski Pole

What is Alaskan Ski Pole?

When a girl (or guy) takes a nice solid shit, puts it in the freezer, and then once frozen, uses it as a dildo.

Dude, i heard Jessica made an alaskan ski pole and used it on Laura last night.

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Dickmunch Ave.

1. The street where all the dickmunchers live. Their block parties consist of smoking pole and circle jerking. Tourist: Hey bud you know w..

Your Face Smells Like Shit

1. 1. being so shitfaced-drunk that your face "smells" like shit 2. being "stuck up someone's butt" so much that ..

Duckface Cuntmuffin

1. Some one of an extremly sexual nature, that you just wanna throw down and stick your face into (like a cute little ducky or a yummy muff..

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