Alaskan Ski Pole

What is Alaskan Ski Pole?

When a girl (or guy) takes a nice solid shit, puts it in the freezer, and then once frozen, uses it as a dildo.

Dude, i heard Jessica made an alaskan ski pole and used it on Laura last night.

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