What is Alaskan Snowplow?
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When you take a girl, and fuck her in a doggystyle type manner with her legs wrapped around your waist, holding her hands as handles, and her face in the ground as a plow as you're plowing the shit out of her; thus, the Alaskan snowplow. Works best on carpet and/or snow.
Dude my bitch made me eat her carpet last night, so I made her eat my carpet with the Alaskan snowplow.
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