What is Alaskan Surfer?
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While getting your dick sucked next to a flight of stairs, as you're about to jizz, pull her back and jizz in her face -- thus making her Alaskan -- then push her on her stomach and ride her down the stairs -- like you're surfing.
He gave Senora Welborn an Alaskan Surfer, and she proceeded to never speaking to him again.
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The act ot self-gratification using tooth-picks
see also doing the Gloria
and Gloria Estefan and the Angst Machines
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The sewage of which the Oreo sheds to the bottom of the cup and into the surrounding milky abyss.
"My Oreo just took a dump."..
