What is Alaskan Surfer?
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While getting your dick sucked next to a flight of stairs, as you're about to jizz, pull her back and jizz in her face -- thus making her Alaskan -- then push her on her stomach and ride her down the stairs -- like you're surfing.
He gave Senora Welborn an Alaskan Surfer, and she proceeded to never speaking to him again.
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