What is Alaskan Surprise?
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You violate her pooter with the frozen Cosby Kid while the lights are off. Halfway through the act you yell "Surprise" and turn on the lights so she can see you going at her with the big greasy poopsicle.
Adrian refused to cuddle with Adam last night after he found out Adam was giving him the Alaskan Surprise.
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When something is so ridiculously shitty that it should not be possible. Can be compared to a girl having diarrhea during anal penetrat..