What is Alaskan Umbrella?
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when two lovers are having sexual intercourse, the male cums inside of a condom. Then takes it and puts it in the freezer. Then, the next morning, he takes it out and wakes the female up with it by slapping her across the face with the frozen jizzum condom
Susie: What's that mark on your face from jill?
Jill: I got an Alaskan Umbrella this morning.
Susie: Jon's is such a great boyfriend.
Jill: Word.
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