Alaskan Umbrella

What is Alaskan Umbrella?

1.

when two lovers are having sexual intercourse, the male cums inside of a condom. Then takes it and puts it in the freezer. Then, the next morning, he takes it out and wakes the female up with it by slapping her across the face with the frozen jizzum condom

Susie: What's that mark on your face from jill?

Jill: I got an Alaskan Umbrella this morning.

Susie: Jon's is such a great boyfriend.

Jill: Word.

See boston pancake, dirty sanchez
19

Random Words:

_ilf
1. Replace _ with persons initial. _ILF, replaced with S, SILF: Sally I'd Like (to) Fuck. _ILF, replaced with T, TILF: Terrance I&ap..
Read more
Fikity Fat
1. $$$$ to be hella rich $$$$$ my sugadaddy has fikity fat pockets See riches, benjamins..
Read more
00d
1. While properly attributed above, '00d' is a Scottish filk combination of 'n00b' and 'd00d'. Outside Scott..
Read more

Best StartPage for your browser.

All you need for a faster workflow in one place.



Get it for Free