Alaskan Umbrella

What is Alaskan Umbrella?

1.

when two lovers are having sexual intercourse, the male cums inside of a condom. Then takes it and puts it in the freezer. Then, the next morning, he takes it out and wakes the female up with it by slapping her across the face with the frozen jizzum condom

Susie: What's that mark on your face from jill?

Jill: I got an Alaskan Umbrella this morning.

Susie: Jon's is such a great boyfriend.

Jill: Word.

See boston pancake, dirty sanchez
19

Random Words:

Kruspy
1. Kruspy - The crispness, freshness of a bud of weed. The sound it makes when breaking apart a tightly packed, freshly cured bud. Crispy ..
Read more
Diving Bridge
1. stated by some chink named Joobie, meaning diving board You can buy on the diving bridge See dbr..
Read more
Kirker
1. a person who flips out frequently, freaks out about little things. "God she is SUCH a kirker!" See kirk, kirking, flipping o..
Read more

Best StartPage for your browser.

All you need for a faster workflow in one place.



Get it for Free