Alaskan Unicorn

What is Alaskan Unicorn?

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When one shits in a girl's vagina, then puts a strap-on on their head and proceeds to fuck the girl with it.

Hence the alaskan series - shitting a girl's vagina

Hence the unicorn - strap-on on the head

Why does that guy have shit all over his head?

He just gave his girl an Alaskan Unicorn

That's fuckin' gross

Yeah, I know. Kinky, too...

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