What is Alaskan Vertical Snuggle?
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Noun: When two males engage in a snuggle or spoon while standing upright, after the big spoon massages the pectorals of the little spoon and continues massage on down the torso as if frisking. The two men then remove their clothing to morph into the position of the Alaskan Vertical Cool Hand Luke.
Rob and Travis were intoxicated when Rob said "Don't move I'm going to give you a massage." Then Travis said "Oooh, is this an Alaskan Sniperfuck?" Then Rob managed to slur "No silly goose, I'm gonna hit you with an Alaskan Vertical Snuggle you big bear you." Love ensued.
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