Alaskan Wipe

What is Alaskan Wipe?

when a young alaskan has to excreate feces in the middle of the snow with nothing to cleanse his rectum with but a snowy handfull to wipe with

this moring jillo was out smoking a stog when a massive shit came apon him and he had to use the alaskan wipe to make up for the toliet paper loss

See wipe, alaskan, snow, shit, poop, rectum

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