What is Alastair?
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Basically, an alastair is someone who rules and everyone should worship. To be an alastair, you need to be amazing at everything.
Jake is turning into an alastair...
no i wouldnt say hes that good :P
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The most amazing man to ever grace the face of the earth, makes me weak at the knees. I love him
I wish Alastair was mine..
Haha you can't have him cause he's MINE!!!
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ginger. often has a fondness for sheep.
alastair has very ginger hair. have you seen that sheep he's been chasing lately?
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When you cum in a girls ass and she shits the cum out into her hand and eats it:
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