Alastair Mackie

What is Alastair Mackie?

The person we fear we might all become if the Tory party and aspirational English Middle Class ever perfect their brainwashing techniques...

I think I'm becoming an Alastair Mackie, I just complained about my taxes paying for hospitals that care for poor people...

See cunt, tory, knobjockey, posh, ra!

Blondroid

1. Refers to the hair colour and mental abilities of a class on light hair coloured females. Is defined as a young peroxide blonde female ..

Eyelashes

1. Short curved hairs arranged along the upper and lower eyelids. Their function is to protect the eyes. A woman may flutter her eyelashes..

Zootied

1. When you're so zooted, that you start to manipulate words into your own. Dylan, you're... zootied! See Jillian..

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