Alba Fap

What is Alba Fap?


1.

A term originally derived from fapping to some sort of exposure to Jessica Alba. It is a fap like no other. Because of the mass amount of fappage required to unleash one of these miracles, the user of the alba fap is limited to about two a week -- considering they are in their prime. If you are over the age of 35, it is not recommended to attempt one of these.

fap fap fap fap *looks intensely at Jessica Alba* fapfapfapfap Alba Fap ..<attempted fap>. Cleanup

See fap, fappage, jessica, alba, hot, porn, masturbation


60

Random Words:

1. a nickname used on one who possesses Chinese like qualities but its not from the Chinese descent. My sister has squinty eyes, therefore..
1. The period of time between Christmas and New Year's Day. There is never any thing to do during the Holiday Taint except post misce..
1. adj., exceptional, noteworthy Did anybody see how scaredish and agimatated Dave Letterman looked after M.I.A. did "Paper Planes&qu..