What is Alba Fap?
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A term originally derived from fapping to some sort of exposure to Jessica Alba. It is a fap like no other. Because of the mass amount of fappage required to unleash one of these miracles, the user of the alba fap is limited to about two a week -- considering they are in their prime. If you are over the age of 35, it is not recommended to attempt one of these.
fap fap fap fap *looks intensely at Jessica Alba* fapfapfapfap Alba Fap ..<attempted fap>. Cleanup
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Chilling by the sidewalk.
We were just kicking it curbside when Bob rolled up.
See curbside, sidewalk, chilling, curb, chillax..
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When a person can not decide if they want to spit swallow or gargle so the do all three.
firstly spitting the ejaculant out making sure..
