What is Alba Fap?
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A term originally derived from fapping to some sort of exposure to Jessica Alba. It is a fap like no other. Because of the mass amount of fappage required to unleash one of these miracles, the user of the alba fap is limited to about two a week -- considering they are in their prime. If you are over the age of 35, it is not recommended to attempt one of these.
fap fap fap fap *looks intensely at Jessica Alba* fapfapfapfap Alba Fap ..<attempted fap>. Cleanup
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An expert in a field of work or activity. Also can mean a smart person.
"Dude that guy is a f***ing ivory dome in math"
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The cutest fucking girl to ever live on da planet~
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See kaitlyn, is, mine, ya, dig..
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Doing the maths relating to an upcoming exam, with 2 possible motivations:
1. To scare yourself into realising you don't have long..
