Alba Status

What is Alba Status?

The name given to someone who is drop dead gorgeous.

Gabe: Wow, have you seen Stephanie?

Ben: Yeah, she is so Alba Status.

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One Wiper

1. A bowel movement that requires only a single wiping in order to properly cleanse the anal cavity. (Note: the single wipe is enacted for ..

Roll-over Face

1. The face a woman makes when, while sleeping and spooning, she turns over to reveal an ugly face. Possibly with her tongue out and drooli..

No Haps

1. Not going to be happening Is that party still goin down on Saturday? No haps, everybody's busy. See scrap, cancel, not happening..

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