Alba Status

What is Alba Status?

The name given to someone who is drop dead gorgeous.

Gabe: Wow, have you seen Stephanie?

Ben: Yeah, she is so Alba Status.

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Texas Chile Bowl

1. When you fist someone's asshole then fill it with hot sauce and a cell phone set to vibrate, then repeatedly call the cell phone. ..

Queebee

1. A blood fanny fart, not dissimilar to a queef, but with a bit more claret. I thought I'd been shot in the cock, but it was just a ..

Jesus Food

1. When a guys ass looks so good you dont care about sexual preferance you just have to stick your face in it. Jeff: Hey doesnt DR. Franke..

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