Alba Status

What is Alba Status?

The name given to someone who is drop dead gorgeous.

Gabe: Wow, have you seen Stephanie?

Ben: Yeah, she is so Alba Status.

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Impossible Firehose

1. when one takes a crap so long it extendes the entire circumfrence of the bowl After fajitas night, Willie went upstaris and laid an imp..

Jegbeat

1. A jegbeat is a complete loser. He or she is usually the type of person who hangs out all day at the local library. They usually play the..

Alweezy

1. a certain somebody that is crazy as shit and fucks people up for fun. He also prolly fucked ur girl alweezy just beat ur ass and fucked..

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