Alba Status

What is Alba Status?

The name given to someone who is drop dead gorgeous.

Gabe: Wow, have you seen Stephanie?

Ben: Yeah, she is so Alba Status.

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Faptermath

1. The loss of horniness that comes after fapping. This normally results in complete disinterest and/or disgust towards the materials used ..

Lindley

1. a giggling idiot; one who cannot stop laughing Shh! Stop being a Lindley or we'll get points at this Quaker meeting! See boo 2. ..

Fapoop

1. to sit on your toilet while tkaing a dump and jerkin off i snuk in the bathroom and mulit tasked by fapooping, i jacked off and popped!..

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