Alba Status

What is Alba Status?

The name given to someone who is drop dead gorgeous.

Gabe: Wow, have you seen Stephanie?

Ben: Yeah, she is so Alba Status.

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Elongated, Fat Penis

1. A foot long hotdog, or large juicy sausage. Not used in polite company. Ben: So I had an elongated, fat penis for lunch. Smothered in h..

Pomowanker

1. Pomowanker = postmodern jerk-off. Identifiable by, among other things, a self-indulgent propensity for bullshit, acadamese and weasel-wo..

Gillison

1. a wicked unpleasant shit Man don't go to the bathroom, Dan just took a wicked gillison. See shit, worthless, poop, dump, crap..

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