What is Albaquerque Fire Hydrant?
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The act of performing inserting one's penis into a woman's anal cavity while she is bent over a toilet. As she begins to puke, hold on while those crazy contractions take you for a ride!
I know some pretty sick people, but when I heard Doug gave her the Albaquerque fire hydrant, I knew he was going to hell for sure.
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A phrase coined by Avizzle defining pimple-plauged 16 year old hardasses on the internet.
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The image created when the pant's crotch area makes a saggy lump making a boner-y image
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