What is Albaquerque Fire Hydrant?
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The act of performing inserting one's penis into a woman's anal cavity while she is bent over a toilet. As she begins to puke, hold on while those crazy contractions take you for a ride!
I know some pretty sick people, but when I heard Doug gave her the Albaquerque fire hydrant, I knew he was going to hell for sure.
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1. A brand of toilet paper that sucks ass.
"Aw man, they're all out of Cottonelle"
"Dude, just get the Ryan Leaf P..