What is Albaquerque Fire Hydrant?
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The act of performing inserting one's penis into a woman's anal cavity while she is bent over a toilet. As she begins to puke, hold on while those crazy contractions take you for a ride!
I know some pretty sick people, but when I heard Doug gave her the Albaquerque fire hydrant, I knew he was going to hell for sure.
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When a man proceeds to rub his socks on the floor, and then rubs them on his penis, generating electricity and giving the man an erectio..
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To masterbate.
Last night my wife walked in on me while I was quizzing the captain.
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