What is Albaquerque Fire Hydrant?
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The act of performing inserting one's penis into a woman's anal cavity while she is bent over a toilet. As she begins to puke, hold on while those crazy contractions take you for a ride!
I know some pretty sick people, but when I heard Doug gave her the Albaquerque fire hydrant, I knew he was going to hell for sure.
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A woman whose snapper is moist in anticipation for a massive ding dong to be placed inside of her. Usually a female who is a minority.
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the marks on your face after falling asleep on your keyboard
i got a bad case of qwertyitus at work last night
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the marks on your f..