What is Albatross?
1.
A sexual position in which one male pleasures four others by giving a blow job, taking it in the butt, and giving two hand jobs simultanesously, hence the flapping motion of said bird.
Hey Andrew call up a couple of your mates and lets have an albatross session.
2.
1) A large bird that is said to give bad luck to sailors.
2) Anything or anyone which is seen as an omen of bad fortune.
2) The oldest pub in Berkley, California.
At length did cross an Albatross:
Thorough the fog it came;
As if it had been a Christian soul,
We hailed it in God's name.
It ate the food it ne'er had eat,
And round and round it flew.
The ice did split with a thunder-fit;
The helmsman steered us through!
And a good south wind sprung up behind;
The Albatross did follow,
And every day, for food or play,
Came to the mariners' hollo!
In mist or cloud, on mast or shroud,
It perched for vespers nine;
Whiles all the night, through fog-smoke white,
Glimmered the white Moon-shine.
"God save thee, ancient Mariner!
From the fiends, that plague thee thus!--
Why look'st thou so?"--With my cross-bow
I shot the ALBATROSS.
-the Rime of the Ancient Mariner
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3.
1) Golf term, putting the ball into the hole 3 strokes under par.
2) A type of bird. Said to bring bad luck to anyone who shoots it.
1) Alright! Albatross!
4.
Three strokes under par in one golf hole.
You cannot get an albatross on a par-3 hole.
5.
A person who, upon spreading their arms to full horizontal length, resembles an albatross. This is also usually accompanied by an
Dominic's name might as well be albatross.
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6.
The
"You and me, baby, we are sittin outside with the hookah. This is so albatross!"
"Did you really kick ass on that last test? That is so albatross."
"My favorite movie, Star-Trek, is albatross!"
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7.
The act of slapping both ass cheeks of your partner simultaneously while in the
Damn it, Jimmy! I can't sit down after that Albatross Session...I though we were going bird watching?
