Alber

What is Alber?


1.

a legendary half cat half girl that is said to stalk the streets asking sex ed questions from its victims. its signature calls are meow and meerr and recently GURP! IF U SEE THIS DEADLY CREATURE BE WARNED IT IS VEEERRRY DANGEROUS!

that alber asked me what a clit was! i barely survived!

See yeti, clit, bitch, Auby

2.

When you get so drunk, you don't remember your own name, so people call you Alber.

S: Hey Katie, it's time to go home.

K: Who the fuck is Katie?! I'm ALBER!

S: Okay Alber...we have to go home.

A: Just pick me up later.

S: ...awww fuck.

See alber, drunk, katie, name, rave


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