Albert <3 Edit Meaning

1. When a girl has no tits whatsoever and her chest is as flat, or flatter than a pancake. Or having just nipples and no lumps. Jenny stuf..

1. A sarcastic phrase used to describe the stupidity of another person's statement. Relatives of the phrase include "No kidding!&..

1. the act of deliberately shagging a minger in order to get a bit of confidence and mojo happening. usually used as a last resort to get o..