Albert Edit Meaning

1.

a complete idiotic asshole

He is such an Albert

See moron, ass, shit, dick, Alican

2.

albert - a large sloth like creature that can sleep for weeks at a time. the albert is also the only mamal that has adapted to eating in its sleep .... harmless unless disturbed while eaten... if attacked by an albert your best chance of survival is to tip it over.

a large gassy fart escaped from the albert

the albert said "im stervin"

the albert fair wanted a bite o the manas bum

See albert, fart, pump, stink, burp, sexy

3.

The sexual act where a woman is performing oral sex on a man and she inserts a finger up his anus. Named after St.Louis baseballer Albert Pujols (pronounced Poo holes).

Frank took a bird home last night and she went "The Albert" on him.

See sex act, oral, digital sex

4.

A calm/chilling guy that people tend to ask his advice and perspective on how to get ladies.

Does'nt seem to need much help but will still ask for some.

hello im albert will you hold my dick for me so i can pee.

See albert, alley

5.

1. God's Cruel Joke

2. An unexpectantly large penis on an otherwise unattractive man. Term most likely originated from the handsome Prince Albert, husband of Queen Victoria, whom was rumored to be very well hung. Not to be confused with the male genital piercing Prince Albert, though both probably share origin.

3. An extremely large penis. Usually after a female explains the meaning but neglects to point out that a true Albert is on an ugly guy, the guy walks around bragging about his Albert.

"I was surprised, he was short, fat and bald but whipped out an Albert."

See cock, dick, sex, balls, pussy, vagina, fuck, ass, wang, gay, cum, cunt, shit, schlong, boner, bitch, blowjob, suck, anal, slut, dong, willy, weiner, whore, prick, asshole, johnson, head, fag, erection, hard on, pecker, blow job, knob, jizz, twat, shlong, porn, chode, shaft, rod, homo, tits, block, anus, oral, big, mudsucker, meat, poop, black, semen

6.

A person who likes to hit printers.

I see an Albert at the printer!!!

See bob, ha, printer, hit, xu

7.

1. someone i can read like a book

2. someone who LOVES face rubbing sessions.

3. a true FONDLERRR

4. a sweet person i would love to have in my life.

prince charming is just like an albert.

ok, i lied ;

See albert

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