Albert Docking

What is Albert Docking?


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It's the scouseversion of space dockingexcept after the evil deed has been done you proceed to steal the tires off your victims car while they are washing away the faeces.

Scouser 1 - Do you wanna buy any tires laa?

Scouser 2 - No laa i'm goin Albert Docking this weekend.

Scouser 1 - Go 'ed lad ! i did that last weekend with my Sister.

See liverpool, scousers, faeces, sex, space docking, stealing


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