What is Alberta?


The Texas of the North

Oil, cows, and redneck politicians? But cold? Must be Alberta.


scenery wise, alberta looks like colordo, with the towering rockies in the west and flat plains in the east. edmonton and calgary are the 2 biggest cities, and they hate each other. alberta is the texas of canada. much more consevative than any other province, and sitting on oil riche$

alberta is rolling in the dough from their oil excavation.

See prarie, mountain, oil, canada, conservatives


The richest province in Canada. And the only economic fuel for Quebec. The French have nothing so they must take what is rightful Alberta's oil and make it "rightfully theirs".

French guy,"Hey we alreay have the rest of Canada to pay for our great health care system; why don't we take our oil money from Alberta and buy our liberal ministers hookers."

See canada, oil, hookers, quebec, liberals


A wretched hive of scum, villainy, and greed.

Dude: Alberta sold-out its future and the future of its citizens so a few corporations could rape the land and make billions of dollars in profit.

Dudette: What do you expect? It's a wretched hive of scum, villainy and greed.

See hicks, wasteland, greed, scum, conservative, gross, pigs, racist, albertans, stupid, ugly, hillbillies, texas, sexist


The Texas of Canada. Filled with rednecks, oil-tycoons, and socially backward conservatives.

I want to take the bus to British Columbia but unfortunately we have to go through Alberta to get there.

Alberta is ruining Canada.

Hide your dope well, we're entering Alberta.

See alberta, cunts, texas, canada, redneck, conservative, retard


A walking goddess. Gorgeous like a model, funny,easy to talk to and an amazing body

guy 1: check out that girl

guy 2: thats an alberta

See alberta, gorgeous, lovable, funny, canada


The leftovers of Saskatchewan.

"Dude, saskatchewan is too amazing for me, time to move to alberta"

See alberta, saskatchewan, amazing, better


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