Alberti

What is Alberti?


1.

To ejaculate into a condom and then force a female to consume the whole thing in front of you; a condom filled with semen.

"I made my girlfriend take an Alberti last night! It was bad ass."

See alberti, cum, condom, eat, consume, semen

2.

He who likes the boys; He who cannot talk to girls.

Waneesha was talking to Tyrone and Waneesha demanded that Tyrone should go and talk to the girls. When he pansied out Waneesha shouted Tyrone you're such a damn ALBERTI!

See alberti, homo, fag, nick, retard, Rocky Balboa


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