What is Albertoax?
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When you hide in your sister's closet and wait for her to start masturbating, then once shes about to cum you jump out and yell "My Cock!" and slap her across the face with your cock.
George: "Yo Jay, your sister so fine."
Jay: "Yea I know, I totally albertoaxed her face last night"
George: "Damn, dude, I woulda payed to see that"
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The quality of a meal to not resemble pub food.
Derived in exclamation of the desire to not eat at a pub when at a pub hunting for food..