What is Albina?
A self indulged rodent whose teeth are as obnoxiously big and yellow as the golden arches. She doesn't care about her friends and only acts friendly to those that can provide her with personal benefit. She needs to analyze the fact that being an asshole will not help her to get laid.
Person 1: Hey, what's up?
Person 2: Don't ask me it's not like its any of your business. Keep your nose where it belongs.
Person 1: Ah, a typical Albina... Hey here's a pack of crest whitestrips to help with those bright yellow teeth!