What is Albinomonkey?
noun. The most awesome, questionably human, guy in the world. An Albinomonkey is very agile and restless and is often seen climbing trees, jumping fences, and generally performing awe inspiring feats of skill. Albinomonkies are pale like vampires, yet very attractive to all females. An Albinomonkey is nice, humble, and has amazing hair that resembles that of a greek god. Most humans find Albinomonkey mind numbingly hot, and must avert their gaze to retain their sanity.
Dude, i think I just saw a white Ninja...
That must of been the crazy ass Albinomonkey!