Albolene

What is Albolene?


1.

among male masturbation enthusiasts, considered to be one of the finest lubricants available. A colloidal suspension of mineral oil and petroleum jelly, it's a bit greasy, but so worth it. Lasts for a while without a recharge. Comes in a handy tub, perfect for passing around at the circle jerk. Find it with the makeup removers and crank away.

All the guys were sure to thank Rob for bringing more Albolene to the sesh.

2.

oil-based sex-lube (marketed as a facial

makeup remover)

"We've been fucking for hours; it's time

to reapply more Albolene to genitals."

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