Albonics

What is Albonics?


1.

Contraction of albinoebonics, referring to the language spoken by a white boyfrom the 'burbs trying to sound like an OGfrom the hood. Usually met with ridicule, except when used for obviously ironic effect.

Manager: Jenkins, come see me in my office.

Jenkins: Fo' shizzle rizzle, G-dawg.

Manager: Knock that albonics bullshit off, cracka'.

2.

a version of ebonics, except this is what you call the language of white people trying to speak ebonics. Also see wanabebonics.

Quit talking in albonics and start speaking in english!!


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