What is Albrecht?
1.
Nasty dead thing.
So gross she'll make your hair fall out if you look at her too long. You do not want this as your math teacher, ever... she'll make your life a fucking hell.
She refuses to explain anything yet still expects amazing work...
Plays favorites...
I fucking hate her.
She has disgusting fashion sense.
Her hair looks like a trapezoidal alien ship.
"Who do you have for math?"
"Albrecht."
"OMG EW!!!" (runs screaming and dies in a puddle of own disgust)
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2.
Usually associated with a P.I.M.P and chances are is better looking than most people. Also associated with great sex.
You know Albrecht? Yeah, he's a god.
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