What is Albuquerque Clowncar?
Group sex act, whereby as many people as possible attempt to simultaneously penetrate a meth addicted prostitute in every orifice. The prostitute must be enticed with the promise of free drugs upon completion of the act. However, as soon as the last participant has successfully inserted his member into the host, all participants suddenly pull out all at once and proceed to run away without paying.
After school, Billy suggested we all go down to the local truckstop to see if we could find us an old Albuquerque Clowncar and go for a joyride.