What is Albuquerque Firehydrant?
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The act of taking a really drunk girl (or guy), putting them in your passenger seat, then driving around really recklessly to get them sick. When they stick their head out the window to throw up, you roll up the window to trap their head out (but dont cut off air), pull down their pants, and fuck their ass silly. The vomiting will cause tension and contractions in the body of the trapped person, clenching the muscles of the ass around your dick, causing an orgasmic sensation.
I saw Kristin was really drunk at the party, and her ass was looking great, so I took her for a ride and gave her the old Albuquerque Firehydrant.
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Condition which occurs when too small of a bra size is worn, effectively dissecting the breasts and giving the appearance of 4 boobs.
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Meaning you know better than that. You are too old to be doing something stupid.
Her: I like to wear pigtails and barrettes in my hair...
