Albuquerque Frito Pie

What is Albuquerque Frito Pie?

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When a man defecates on a woman's chest, titty fucks her, ejaculates on her face, then punches her in the face knocking her out.

Dude, I gave Brittney the Albuquerque Frito Pie last night!

See albuquerque, frito pie, steamer, ejaculate, knock out, burque, 505, punch

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