What is Albuquerque Wristwatch?
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Drenches of cum wrapped around a persons wrist from jerking off a guy until he shoots his load onto your wrist.
Alternate definition: When your grinding on a womans G spot until she gushes and it sprays onto your wrist.
Also, when your wrist deep in a woman's vagina and she leaves a white discharge on your wrist. This is usually followed up with a slap.
Example 1: She's jerking me off and I blew a load and gave her an Albuquerque wristwatch for mother's day.
Example 2: So, I'm wrist deep in this bitch and all I got out of it was an Albuquerque wristwatch.
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