What is Albuquerquitis?
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A seemingly psychological illness of which everyone new that one meets is close friends with a mutual acquaintance; the occurrence of which happens too often, and is too coincidental for, a soap opera or sitcom.
"Just because you met them randomly at a dive bar at the other end of town, doesn't mean they aren't best friends with the person you are dating. Its another case of albuquerquitis."
"Albuquerquitis is a pandemic! The new bartender i just met last night? They're old friends of my ex that broke up with me less than a week ago."
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