What is Alburn?
1.
A fat half sheep like person. who cannot do anything correctly, is half retarted and has no friends except for the Hicks (A typical male Hicks is a fat loser with no friends who masterbates all day but only has one nut,but the older version has none, all males are normally dominated by much larger alfa-females)
"I saw the little Hicks boy having anal sex with the Alburn boy in the woods," said the Clerk.
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