What is Alburz?
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An incredibly eccentric, strange person, who is most commonly known for their out of tune harp playing and Multiple Personalities, and the fact they are not human, but
Most people, when faced with 'Alburz' do now know how to react.
Common reactions include:
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2. Vommiting
3. Consumption of
4. Fainting
5. Incredibly
To date, 76 people have been killed by interactions with Alburz, 17 of which came into contact with the
Girl one: OMG DID YOU HEAR ABOUT JOHNNY?
Girl two: No, what happened?
Girl one: He came into contact with Alburz!
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