Alchemy Pirate Edit Meaning

1. Fat obtained by overuse of Bukcfast Tonic Wine. 'Gary's been on a bender for four days straight now. You should see his buckf..

1. A part of speech or speeches, persay: though throughout history injecting uh... into your speech, to buy time while your brain processed..

1. When you take a dump and the poo proceeds to curl at the end of the tail while the stick closer to the anus remains straight......and th..