What is Alcocommuting?
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Doing the most boring, mindless parts of your job drunk, off-the-clock, on your home computer, so you can reclaim the time fucking off at work, and yet convey the appearance of being efficient.
Policy and procedure updates? Attendance statistics? Put 'em on my alcocommuting to-do list.
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