What is Alcocommuting?
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Doing the most boring, mindless parts of your job drunk, off-the-clock, on your home computer, so you can reclaim the time fucking off at work, and yet convey the appearance of being efficient.
Policy and procedure updates? Attendance statistics? Put 'em on my alcocommuting to-do list.
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the anniversary of the first time you slept together.
Sarah: Yesterday was our fuckiversary. Our first date anniversary is next week.
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to shave off a beardthat one has had for a very long time, surprising family, friends, and co-workers
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