What is Alcocommuting?
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Doing the most boring, mindless parts of your job drunk, off-the-clock, on your home computer, so you can reclaim the time fucking off at work, and yet convey the appearance of being efficient.
Policy and procedure updates? Attendance statistics? Put 'em on my alcocommuting to-do list.
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Random Words:
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when your about to bang a girl and the guy zips his pants down and blows his load
I got a zipper poper on your mom last night.
See jiz..