What is Alcocommuting?
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Doing the most boring, mindless parts of your job drunk, off-the-clock, on your home computer, so you can reclaim the time fucking off at work, and yet convey the appearance of being efficient.
Policy and procedure updates? Attendance statistics? Put 'em on my alcocommuting to-do list.
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Finger fucking a chick with everything but the thumb
Billy called up Julie and said to come on over, it's four finger friday!
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Two people get on their knees and connect assholes, then give a thumbs up.
The midget then shoots himself with a flaregun, signalli..
