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When the girl your having sex with has an overly large bush and your spray it down with her hairspray and light it on fire as your havin..
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When a choice of two is given and a decision is made between the two only for the choser to later realise they rejected something better..
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To masturbate with your tears for lubrication. Possibly while drunk on Valentines Day.
After the constant heart crushing blows dealt to..
