Alcoflop

What is Alcoflop?

Is when you try to get a hard one while completely smashed, but no matter how hard you try , it'll never spring to life.

Girlfriend: Is that your full boner?

Boyfriend: No sorry babe, i must have alcoflop

See boner, alcohol, alcoshit, head

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