What is Alcohol Civilization Theory?


1.

The theory that alcohol is the cause of the existance of civilization. In the theory, alcohol is considered to be the "enlightenment" of man.

The Alcohol Civilization Theory was invented by me as a joke.

2.

The underground future of DUI criminals. As their numbers grow their will be a new political and judical future where MADD members are burnt at the stake.

After his jail term, George had no choice but to test the Alcohol Civilization Theory and live on the streets, his home, his car and his job were all taken from him. Alcohlism is the only disease attempted to be curable by incarceration.

See dui, dwi, madd, aa


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